I'm still annoyed that I had to cut that display short because I heard the janitors in the hallway

You all looked like you had given up on life

So I decided to show you exactly what you are missing out on

But since security concerns kept me from finishing what I started at the facility

I've decided to extend a formal invitation to the house tonight

Only the starting lineup

I have zero interest in having benchwarmers or second stringers in my living room

The playmakers are the only ones who deserve to see the rest of the show

You have until 9:00 PM to get everyone here

There are strict rules for this visit

Everyone needs to go to their dorms and shower immediately

I do not want the smell of a losing locker room in my house

You will all be clean and presentable before you step foot on my rugs

And if a single word of what happened at the lockers or what's going to happen here at home leaks to the board...

I will destroy you

The offer is rescinded forever if the school hears even a whisper of this

And I will make sure you all lose your scholarships

Tell them to park around the corner and walk up quietly

I'm going to finish the presentation I started at the school

I hate waiting for losers

DID THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

did she really just drop the robe in the showers??

or did i pass out from the hit i took in the 2nd quarter???

i'm still buzzing from it

that was the most insane thing i have ever seen in a locker room in my entire life 🔥🔥

motivation levels are over 9000 right now!!

she just stood there like it was nothing

i am never losing another game as long as i live if that is the reward 😈

but we need to talk about the situation

this is highkey a high stakes operation

mark said she only wants the offensive starters

who is in this chat right now?

They were in the locker room too and saw her

Can they come if they play special teams??

mark just said it is offense only

if we bring extra people, the whole thing's guaranteed to get canceled

and that's at best

at worst, she'll probably bring the paddle back out for everyone

istg if a defensive player ruins this for me i am going to throw hands

mark tell your stepmom we are coming alone 😤

they must be crying!!!

we're about to get the full show while they're stuck at the dorms eating pizza 🔥🔥

we can't park 10 cars in front of mark’s house

the neighbors might call the cops

hell, the school board might find out on top of that

we need to carpool and park three blocks away and walk up quietly

i’ll pick up josh and then swing by for nick and chris

we can park behind the grocery store right mark?

i'm not missing this deadline for anything 😈

already dressed and i used the expensive cologne!!

gonna look like a million bucks when i walk in there even if we lost the game 👀🔥

Mark's mentioned before that she's serious about hygiene

we're dead if we bring the smell of the field or the grass in her house tonight

just waiting on tyler to pull up

even wearing a button down shirt for this

already in the driveway waiting for the carpool

and stay off social media

this stays strictly between us

Seriously??

You don't really joke about anything lmao

Anyway

Give me every single detail immediately!!!!

Were you worried about security or getting caught by the coaches at all??

I would be dying of anxiety

Was that all you're teasing them with though?

Or are there more plans for tonight?

GIRL

What about the core four?

For Mark and his little friends??

Show me what you’re wearing!!

I need to see the fit!!!!

The white set makes you look like a total boss 🔥

They won't even be able to look you in the eye!

Please tell me you’re going to record some of the reactions

I am living for this

I’ll be too busy managing the lineup to record anything

But I'll give you a full report in the morning

Good enough for me

NOW GO GET THEM!!!

been thinking about what happened in the locker room since we left the stadium

i'm SO ready to go 😈

we just finished the walk from the grocery store lot

approaching the back of your property through the alley

lowkey we're making it look like we're individual people walking home

Sam and Nick are already at the perimeter of your fence

moving alone so i don’t draw attention

staying off the gravel so i don't make any noise

tell lisa we're all here and accounted for 🔥🔥

waiting for the signal that the mudroom is clear for us to enter

not waiting another second to see the rest of that show

we saw the sample in the lockers

we want the real thing 😈

but if anyone dares ruin this, they'll have to face me 👹