Tyler
About a week later, Friday...
Tyler
literally sitting in my room checking on my cleats
AND I CAN'T STOP SMILING
coach was screaming about our focus in the final meeting
but i couldn't care LESS about the scoreboard today 😤
Josh
haha same here bro!!
just looking in the mirror and thinking about that white outfit she had on
who cares about the game when we know what's waiting for us regardless 🔥🔥
Tyler
EXACTLY
WHY WOULD I STRESS ABOUT THE SCORE WHEN I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT I'M GETTING DRAINED REGARDLESS OF THE FINAL WHISTLE
GONNA BE FLOATING ON CLOUDS TONIGHT 😌
Dylan
lowkey the strategist in me is analyzing her text from Mark's screenshot
and she never explicitly used the phrase "winners only" when she invited the starting unit over
Josh
she's basically the ultimate participation trophy!!!
losing doesn't even sting when the post-game session is that intense and guaranteed for every starter 👀🔥🔥
Tyler
i gotta ask though mark
is it really actually okay with you that we are all fucking your dad's wife??
i don't want to make it weird or have you secretly hating us for it behind our backs during the games lol
Dylan
i was wondering about that too
it is a weird dynamic to navigate if you have any emotional attachment to the situation at home
and/or to their marriage itself
Mark
I appreciate it, guys
But I honestly do not care about the sanctity of their marriage
My dad is never even here
And between the four of us
He only really married her so he could have a trophy wife to show off at his corporate dinners
He's loaded
And let's be real
She definitely married into the family for the bank account
It's a transactional deal for both of them
We might as well use her while we can for the benefit of the team
Josh
yooo that is cold
but i respect the honesty
if you don't care then i definitely don't care about the ethics either lol
let's get that trophy wife reward 🔥🔥
Mark
Lisa was in a great mood this morning too
Saw her loading the SUV with all the high-end steaks and expensive wine she only gets for big dinner guests
Saw the grocery receipt on the counter too
Dylan
that confirms how huge the guest list
unless she's the type to buy that much steak and imported alcohol just for her and your dad while you are home for the weekend?
Mark
Definitely not
Dylan
there we go
so she's already prepping for the entire offensive unit to show up again
Josh
yooooo
that's a GREAT POINT
Dylan
the pressure to perform on the field is nonexistent for us tonight
Tyler
SEE
SHE KNOWS WE NEED TO RECOVER NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS
I'M NOT RUNNING ROUTES UNTIL I PUKE IF THE REWARD IS ALREADY SITTING ON THE TABLE AT HOME 😤
Josh
imagine how relaxed we're gonna be on the field
we're playing with zero stress haha
Mark
Bro I hope you're right
I think the grocery thing is a huge sign that she wants a repeat of the session in the master bedroom too
Dylan
i'm just looking at the clock so we can get through the four quarters and get back to the house for the real prize of the night
Tyler
WE'RE THE LUCKIEST TEAM IN THE COUNTRYYYYY
LOCK IN FOR THE WALKTHROUGH
see you dudes at the game 😈
Post game, Mark is already at his front porch while Tyler, Josh, and Dylan are picking up the rest of the starting lineup to head over to Mark's for the expected reward.
Tyler
SO PISSED AT THAT REF
WTF WAS THAT
THAT PASS INTERFERENCE CALL WAS TOTAL GARBAGE
i NEED to blow off some steam with lisa tonight
or i'm gonna LOSE IT
Josh
haha chill out broooo
we played our hearts out
it was a one-score game
but she definitely saw how hard we worked
we definitely deserve the reward tonight 🔥🔥
Dylan
already planning the arrival logistics
since i had the most tackles and basically held the line together
i think i should be at the front tonight
picking up the center and the tackles right now
Mark
Guys
I'm at the house now
Something feels off
All the lights are turned off downstairs
She hasn't sent a single text about the team coming over either
I’ll wait for you guys to arrive before I go in
Tyler
MARK PLEASE SHUT IT
i do NOT need this right now
besides you're ALWAYS WORRYING
SHE'S PROBABLY JUST UPSTAIRS
PROBABLY WANTS US TO SURPRISE HER OR SOMETHING
Josh
skipping the shower at the dorms cuz i wanna be the first one at the gate haha
picking up the last few guys and we are out 👀🔥🔥
Dylan
highkey a bad move, Josh
she was specific about the hygiene last time
you're going to get us in trouble if you show up smelling like the turf
Mark
Seriously, Josh
Don't
I'm telling you it's pitch black
Even her lights on her room is off
It's too quiet
This is nothing like last time
Tyler
SHE'S JUST PLAYING HARD TO GET
rounding up chris and the other guys
we'll be there by 9 sharp
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS EVALUATION SINCE THE KICKOFF
IDC IF THE REFS ROBBED US
SHE'S GOING TO MAKE THE NIGHT RIGHT
Dylan
we should be at the perimeter soon
Mark, make sure you don't turn on any lights in the hallway
Mark
I'm just telling you what I see, guys
My heart's racing
I don't want to get in trouble if she's sleeping
Josh
haha
don't sweat it so much mark
already on the move and not stopping til i'm in that room
see you guys at the gate!! 🔥🔥🔥
Tyler
OMW AND READY TO GO
FIRST COME FIRST SERVED! 😈
9:15pm, Mark stands alone on the front porch while the rest of the team watches from the parked vehicles down the street.
Mark
Lisa
The handle won't turn
I'm standing on the porch
The guys are in the cars down the street watching me
They're getting restless
Please open the door so we can get started
Lisa
Losers
Mark
Why are you saying that?
We almost scored at the end
We played hard every single minute of it
Everyone is drained
We just want to see you
Lisa
Well, tough luck
I'm watching the camera right now
And I think you can stay there
You and the rest of you losers
Mark
I saw the wine and steaks you bought
I know you were preparing for the unit to come over tonight
Why buy all that if you weren't going to let us inside the house?
Lisa
Last week was a free trial
That was to show you what is possible when you actually perform
The trial has long expired
Mark
You never mentioned a free trial
You misled us
You let us believe this was the new standard
The guys are in the cars expecting the same thing they got last week
Lisa
I thought this was clear
And I'm honestly beyond disappointed that you all thought otherwise
But I have no interest in rewarding failure
Only winners get time with me
It's a simple rule if any of you want to enter this master bedroom again 💋
Mark
You can't do this, Lisa
Lisa
I already am
Mark
Tyler and Josh are dying for another session
They've been talking about it all day
They'll be devastated if I tell them the door stays locked
Lisa
Once again, I'm disappointed
After all those paddle sessions post game, do you really think I care about feelings?
I care about the scoreboard
That and only that
Mark
Lisa
Please
Lisa
Tell your friends to get their vehicles off the neighborhood immediately
They either leave first
Or I call the cops
Mark
You'll ruin our careers and get the unit suspended if you call the cops
Just let the 4 of us inside
We're the playmakers
I’ll tell the other starting lineup to go and then ask the other 3 to come back later
Lisa
If I see those cars still there in 15 minutes, I am calling the police
Do not underestimate me, Mark
It's not like you have a reputation to protect anyway
You're already all losers
Mark
If you lock us out, the morale is going to be destroyed for the next games
We need the evaluation to stay focused on the game
Lisa
No
You are a loser tonight
You all are
And you all will stay losers until you prove otherwise on the field
Now get everyone away from the house
Mark
They're obsessed with you now
You made them this way after last week
I don't know how to handle them if they don't get what they came for
They'll be furious with me
Lisa
Obsessed with me, huh?
Sounds like a them problem
Now make them leave before I dial the authorities 💋
Mark
Is there any way to change your mind?
We'll do anything to fix this
Just don't shut us out
Lisa
There is one way
Mark
What's that?
Lisa
Earn it with a win
The afternoon after the lockout...
Tyler
it's been hours
and i've gotten some sleep already
BUT A FREE TRIAL??
SHE NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A TRIAL LAST WEEK!!!
Josh
i'm actually so depressed yo
i used my expensive cologne for nothing
being blue balled is the worst 😭
Dylan
she skipped the disclosure part of the contract
that basically invalidates the whole agreement
Mark
You guys don't understand how close she was to calling the cops
She was watching the feed while I was on the porch
Tyler
DUDE
IDFC
she can't give us the full ride
AND THEN lock the gate
that's CRUELTY
Josh
can't stop thinking about what we missed
is it weird that my body actually hurts from the anticipation
Mark
She told me only winners get some action
Dylan
so she gave us the high-end experience to ensure we knew the stakes were high for the season
Josh
what about the steaks and alcohol??
Mark
There was no steak prepped for us last night
They were in the fridge, as cold as her treatment to us
I had to eat cereal alone
Tyler
I AM SO THIRSTY BRO
AND I'M NOT GOING ANOTHER WEEK WITHOUT GETTING BACK INTO THAT BEDROOM
I'M GONNA DESTROY THE NEXT SECONDARY 😤
Josh
for real!!!!
gonna hit the opposing qb so hard he forgets his name if it means i get that action back ASAP 🔥🔥
Dylan
we need a pact because if we lose again we're stuck where we are right now while she laughs at us
Mark
Agreed
Josh
sameeee
Mark
We have to be the team she wants
We have to be the most dangerous unit in the league
Tyler
I'M IN
i swear to you all that i'm never dropping another ball
NO MORE LOSING 😤
Josh
same here!!
i'm gonna play like a beast
next game is ours and then we are all heading back to mark's house 🔥🔥
Dylan
if we win big, she basically has no choice but to honor the reward system
Tyler
NOW THERE'S A GOAL
Mark
Then it's settled
No more distractions
We play like our lives depend on it
We're getting that reward next week
Tyler
already getting ready to head to the field to run sprints
Dylan
i'm going to spend the whole week breaking down the defense so we have the strategy to ensure she unlocks that gate
Josh
eeeey look at us getting all hyped up!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Mark
Just stay focused
I'll keep you guys updated
Dylan
let us know if she says anything
Sunday morning...
Trish
Lisa!
You haven't updated me yet
How were the boys doing after you denied them access Friday??
Lisa
It seems they are becoming very discouraged
Which is, of course, exactly as I intended
The atmosphere in the house is completely silent now that Mark is aware the first time was a trial and that it's ended
Trish
LMAO
I bet they're absolutely miserable
Did they actually try to beg you to let them in??
I need to know if Tyler or Josh actually cried or something 😆
Lisa
The other boys stayed in their cars
But Mark begged for over twenty minutes while keeping in touch with the others via text
They were offering to do extra drills and basically promising me anything
All just for five minutes in the master bedroom
Trish
NO WAY 💀
That is actually hilarious
You really have them under your control now!
What did you even say to them after the game?
Lisa
I didn't say a single word to them
I just watched Mark on the security monitor until he finally realized the door was staying locked for the night until his teammates left
Trish
So what is the plan for today?
Are you staying in the house?
Or are you going to let them see you??
Lisa
I'm heading out for a long brunch at the club in a few minutes
I want to be seen
If I'm lucky, they will
And I want them to realize exactly what they lost because they failed on the field
Trish
Omg yessss
Show me the outfit immediately!
I know you are about to make them very upset today 🔥
Lisa
I specifically chose this lace set for the occasion
It's just transparent enough to keep them focused on their failure 💋
Trish
Lisa stoppp omg
You look incredible
If Mark or Tyler see you in that, I imaging they're going to become very overwhelmed
Lisa
That's the point
If any of them see me looking like this today, it will maximize their frustration about the lockout and their performance
Trish
You're going to make them even more miserable
And dare say I love it
Aren't you worried they might actually get angry though??
Ore they too discouraged for that???
Lisa
More than either of those
I think the're far too desperate to be angry
They know the only way back into my good graces is to start winning on the field during the next game
Trish
Talk about the perfect incentive system!
PLEASE let me know if you run into any of them while you're out
Lisa
I will
I'll keep my phone ready
I want them to look at me
And then realize they cannot touch a single thing until the scoreboard changes
Trish
Sounds like a flawless plan to me!
Enjoy your brunch, queen!
You earned it after dealing with those losers
Lisa
I fully plan on it 💋
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