Summer break begins.
bro
staring at this empty suitcase rn
and i literally feel sick
like physically ill
how am i supposed to pack for 3 months
this feels like a damn prison sentence
bro pls
stop crying about it
ur going to a literal luxury hotel
+ huge house
that's a free food glitch atp
and ur acting like ur getting shipped off to the trenches 💀
you don't get it, bro
it's not the house
it's the vibe there
remember the last time i was back for spring break?
it was a nightmare rotation
everyone walking on eggshells
morgan acting like i didn't exist
it's just gonna be 90 days of awkward heavy silence
bro she was prob just busy
academic weapon or whatever
stop overthinking it
u just gotta lock in
also did u check the gc?
no
why?
ur actually blind if u don't see the vision
saw her ig post and shared it there
infinite aura
respectfully ofc
meanwhile ur still dressing like a damn sophomore 💀
dude
shut up
that's my sister
weirdo behavior
and i lived with her for 18 yrs i know what she looks like
she's not bad to look at sure
but she's a menace as far as i'm concerned
that's my reality
nah, man
that's just sibling blindness
and/or ur coping
look at the fit
she mogs u in every family photo now
it's okay to be second best, bro
just take the L
i refuse to perceive it
that's all curated anyway
irl she's just annoying
steals my chargers
blasts music at 2am
eats my leftovers
that's what i have to live with
not whatever "aura" you think she has
bro pls
ur just mad she's the main character
admit it 😂
ur insecure cuz he has more rizz than u
it's not about that!!!
you weren't there over winter break
it was WEIRD, dude
like actually unsettling
she didn't even yell at me
she just
stared
watching me walk by the living room
didn't say a word
just eyes on me
it was weird and heavy
and i didn't like it
like when you walk into a room and you know people were talking about you just before you came in
it felt like that 24/7
i tried to joke with her in the kitchen once
she just looked at me dead in the eyes
didn't even blink once and just walked away
u borderline sound like ur writing a horror movie script 💀
anyway ur paranoid
she was probably just tired
ooor she realized ur jokes are mid
which they are so that's valid
it was calculated, dude
i swear
it gave me chills
why else would i stress about this?
if she's on that weird timing again, i'm gonna spiral
i can't handle being psychoanalyzed by her every time i get water
it almost feels like i'm walking into a setup
bro thinks he's in a thriller
ur watching too much tiktok
ur brain's rotted
she's just another college girl
if anything, she's prob bored
or maybe she just think ur weird
have u considered that? 🤔
wow, thanks
great pep talk
really helping the anxiety
glad to be of service
🙄
if the vibe is off, i'm hiding in my room all summer
i'm gonna be a hermit
i'll come out strictly only for food and the wedding
that's it
coward behavior
if ur sis is looking at u
u look back
assert dominance
t-pose in the kitchen if u have to
i'm not t-posing in the kitchen, lukas
anyway i think i'll just pack the xbox
and my noise-cancelling headphones
essential survival gear atp
if she starts the staring thing again, i'm just going full ghost mode
pretend i don't speak english or something
idek
L strategy
but whatever
just hurry up
we need a 4th for ranked tonight
if u bail cuz ur sad about packing or some shit i'm actually blocking u
why tf would i bail?
just give me an hour
need to figure out how to fit shit into my trunk without wrinkling my suit
mom will actually end me if she sees a wrinkle
and that is a threat i take seriously
ur mom IS scary
morgan gets it from her prob
scary women run that house
RIP theo
gone but not forgotten
literally not helping
muting you til i'm packed
bye
see u in the lobby
on't be trash
check the ig story again tho
for motivation 💀🔥
A few days later...
Babe
Hello?
Are you dead?
Wake up
Check the dashboard rn
busy
stop blowing up my phone lol
i'm checking
Engagement is down 4%
Retention on the last clip was mid
Subs are asking if Sinful Sarah retired
Or died
And one guy asked if you got arrested 💀
i posted yesterday tho
feed's fine
Feed's stale
Algorithm hates you rn
We need a story post at least
Literally anything
A foot pic?
Floor POV?
Give them crumbs, Morgan
They are starving
can't
stuck in this hotel
parents hovering
feel like i'm in a cage fr
Lean into it
"Trapped with the parents" narrative
Bratty caption
Mirror selfie in the hotel bath
Those lights are usually good
no
lighting's trash
feels sterilized in here
like a hospital with an expensive carpet
killing my creativity
Let's be real now
Creativity doesn't pay bills
Volume does
Just recycle an old draft then
We have the archive
Post the blue set from last month
Caption it "thinking of you"
Easy engagement farm
boring
i want smth new
smth messy
Messy how?
We talked about this
Branding consistency matters
No manic posting
i'm not manic
just restless
need a distraction
specifically feel like breaking smth
or someone? idek
Sounds expensive or illegal
Elaborate
i'm just people-watching in the lobby
everyone acting so perfect
fake smiles and stiff suits
it's amusing
wondering how fast i can make them crack if i try
Okayyy
As long as you record it, I guess
Is there anyone cute?
Groomsmen?
Hotel staff?
Maybe a "caught in 4k" concept?
nah
everyone looks boring
well...
👀
Spill
Don't gatekeep
just someone from the past
staying down the hall
looking like a deer in headlights
keeps looking at me like i'm gonna bite
might be fun to prove him right?
Lmao
Ex-boyfriend?
Failed talking stage?
smth like that
known him forever
he thinks he knows me
it's cute
pathetic, but cute
Rip to that guy 💀
Does he have money?
Or clout?
neither
just reactions
twitches when i get too close
walked past him at the desk and he literally stopped breathing
Psychological torture arc?
We can monetize that
"Ruining his life" series
Subs love the dommy energy
Get a vid of him looking stressed
maybe
taking a break from the business side this weekend tho
just purely for entertainment
mine, ofc
want to see how long he lasts before he snaps
before the "good guy" mask falls off
You are actually evil
I love it
But seriously, post the archive pic
I'm not losing my bonus because you're playing mind games with some random 💸
fine
posting in 5
but i'll find him and knock on his door later
i bet he'll fold instantly
Keep me posted
If he gets spicy, record the audio
We can sell sound bites
"Nervous guy stammering" is a niche
are you fr?
I am
Trust me, I know the market
you're disgusting lol
i'll think about it
mom's yelling about dinner reservations tho so i g2g
pray for me
Prayers up 🙏
Secure the bag, Sarah
Don't fumble
never
Wait
Is it the stepbrother?
The one you complained about last year?
maybe
OH MY GOD
SARAH
Do you realize the ROI on that???
Stepsibling dynamic is trending up 200% on the main site
If you can get him on cam
Even just his voice
We are talking whale tier money 🐳
Japan bidders go crazy for that familial aesthetic
You have to lock that down
chill omg
he's not ready for cam
he's barely ready for eye contact lmao
gotta groom the asset first
make him think it's his idea
Asset grooming 📈
This is why you're the top earner
Brilliant strategy
exactly
he's staying for the whole summer
so i've got 3 months of access
plenty of time to train him
A training arc!!!
I'm seeing the vision
Content calendar's gonna be stacked
Just make sure he doesn't snitch
Family drama is bad for business unless it's scripted
he won't
he's too scared of me
and tbh i think he likes it
saw him checking me out via glass door reflection
thought he was slick
Men are so easy
It's actually embarrassing
Feed him crumbs
Make him beg
And most importantly, record everything 🎥
Even the failures
Bloopers sell too
noted
anyway, i really g2g now
gonna go stand next to him in the elevator
Do it
Report back with data
And post that archive pic or I'm logging in for you
posting now
On the wedding day...
you ran
didn't even say good night to mom
i didn't??
i walked at a brisk pace
there's a difference
and i waved at mom, she saw me
my feet were hurting and i needed to take my shoes off immediately
that reception went on for like 6 hrs
my tiny social battery was drained
ntm i needed to escape before aunt linda cornered me again about my major
liar
you weren't running from linda
you were running from me
i noticed how you couldn't even look at me in the elevator
staring at the floor numbers like they were the most interesting thing in the world
i was checking the floor numbers because this hotel is a maze!
and the elevator was crowded
i was just trying to give everyone space
especially you because of your dress
didn't want to step on it and ruin the "vision" or whatever
yk how mom gets about expensive clothes
so yeah i was looking down to protect your outfit
you're welcome by the way
what a pathetic excuse 😂
i know you were sneaking looks at my reflection on the doors
you were sweating too
it was dry as a desert in there, so duh
ntm i was sweating because i was wearing a three piece wool suit in july
who plans a wedding in the middle of a heatwave??
i was overheating the entire night
it had nothing to do with
whatever you're implying
you were shaking on the dance floor when dad forced us to go out there too
felt your hand trembling on my waist
what's your explanation for that?
I WAS NOT SHAKING
ah, you're going the denial route
it was the bass from the speakers!
the subwoofer was literally right next to us
it was vibrating the entire floor
physics, morgan
and maybe i had too much coffee this morning
caffeine jitters are real
my hands get shaky when i don't eat enough and all i had was one crab cake
so yeah, maybe i was a little unsteady
sue me
weak
you were gripping my side pretty hard tho
left marks on my skin too
wait really?
did i actually hurt you?
i didn't mean to grab that hard i swear
i just lose my balance during that one turn
the floor was waxed way too much it was like an ice rink out there
do you need ice?
i was just focused on not stepping on your toes too
i didn't realize i was holding on that tight
didn't say it hurt
just that it left marks
proof of guilt
guilt??
for what???
i was dancing with my sister at a wedding
that's normal
why are you framing this like a crime scene
i was just trying to survive the song without embarrassing myself
and you were making it impossible by staring at me the whole time
that’s why i was nervous
not because of anything else
you were nervous because of the dress
just admit it
you didn't know where to look
the dress was a lot!
it's kind of low cut or whatever
i was trying to be respectful
is that a crime now?
because i'm pretty sure it's called being a gentleman
you should appreciate it instead of mocking me
any other guy would have been staring
i was being polite
polite?
polite?
you were terrified 😂
could feel your heart hammering through your jacket
like a lil rabbit
scared i was gonna bite?
dream on
there were 200 people watching us
and i hate being the center of attention yk that
plus you were being weirdly intense
ntm standing way too close
now ik you did that on purpose to mess with me
maybe
wanted to see if you'd crack
and you did
i did not
cracked wiiiide open
i survived the dance and walked away
now in my room safe and sound
go to sleep already
you weren't acting like a brother tonight
excuse me?
i walked you in
held your purse
danced with you
that is peak brother behavior
idk what you're talking about
nah, felt different
the way you reacted to my skin
held your breath when i leaned in
not brotherly at all
i'm muting you
you're drunk and talking crazy
go to sleep
i liked it
what
liked what??
the dancing?
the anxiety???
morgan
answer me
wtf don't leave me on read NOW
i'm just gonna assume you meant the music or some weirdly timed shit
whatever
good night
The next day...
BRO WAKE UP
what???
why are you yelling
it's literally 9am on a sunday
UR MOM JUST POSTED A FB ALBUM
what album??
the wedding highlights!!!!
oh no
u are absolutely finished
don't tell me...
i have never seen a man look this terrified in my life
i don't want to know
u look like u are being held hostage at gunpoint
stop
check the gc i just sent the screenshot
not checking anything
this is going in the hall of fame immediately
delete it, lukas
i know i look bad i was tired
tired??
bro u look petrified
U HAVE TO LOOK
i am not looking
THE CONTRAST, MAN
she looks like a vogue cover model
and u look like a victorian orphan who just saw a ghost
ur eyes were popping out of ur head
the flash was bright
what did she whisper to u??
nothing!!
u look like u saw the face of god and he was angry
i was concentrating on not stepping on her dress
that is a look of extreme focus
"focus" 💀
bro stop capping
that is pure unadulterated terror
it is not
i was just trying not to trip
respectfully ur sister has infinite aura in this pic
she's just standing there
standing there??
she looks like a movie villain who just won
she’s just smiling for the camera
look at the hand placement theo
the grip on ur arm
she's clawing into u like she owns u
marking her territory fr
she is not "clawing" me
she was just holding on because i spun her
nah bro
look at her nails digging into the suit jacket
that's a "u can't escape" grip
you're reading way too much into this
and the smile??
she knows exactly what she’s doing
she’s just smiling!!
that's literally just her face
stop it
u look like a prop in her photoshoot
now i’m actually concerned for ur safety this summer
i actually feel kinda bad for not believing u
cuz if she looks at u like that in public i can't even imagine what the vibe is inside the house
she was just drunk and having fun
"blink twice if u need help" energy
i’m actually gonna make this my wallpaper
do not do that
this is actually art
if you do, i am blocking you
i hate facebook wtf is this
cuz it exposes the truth?
because everything has to be documented!!
whatever
i've had enough of this
sure, man
see u online later lol