Silas
As moving day draws near, Jordy continues to negotiate the prices on their new apartment.
Silas
Hello, little lady
When are you and your friend moving in?
I just received an offer for the apartment and they're ready to deposit the money today
Jordy
noooo noooo!
we're just a little short, but if you can give me a couple of days i can get the money in full by then
COLD CASH
Silas
It doesn't matter if there's someone else ready to pay me sooner
Jordy
but you said you wanted us to move in... remember?
we have an arrangement too 😏
are these other people prettier than me, mr. silas?
Silas
Well, no. They're a bunch of college kids
But they have the money and you don't
Unless you're willing to give me an advance on that arrangement we spoke about
Jordy
oh... you definitely don't want rowdy college boys in your complex
they're just gonna cause you trouble
wouldn't you rather have someone as cute and behaved as me as a tenant?
Silas
That depends on how well you can convince me
Maybe you and your friend should come over, so we can talk about this in person
Jordy
hmm
no, no... nothing in person until we've moved in, remember?
but, if you say no to these other tenants... i can give you a little advance peek 🤭
i can be generous if you do the same for me, mr. silas 😌
Silas
Show me the goods then, I'll think about it
Jordy
i look pretty, right?
Silas
Ah damn, little girl
You really do have a pretty face
We're going to have a lot of fun together
Jordy
for sure 🤭 only if you give me the lease to the apartment
i want you to sign the papers then take a pic of it
after you send it, i might have something more for you...
Silas
For such a young girl, you really are smart
There, I signed and sent the thing
You have another 3 days to come up with the money
Jordy
aww... look at you being all cute and kind to me
hahaha
you won't regret it, promise
Silas
What about this thing you were going to send me?
Jordy
i'm taking it right now 🤭
maybe you should just throw in a discount and let us move in anyway
we already have $2000...
Silas
So you're missing a thousand more
That's a lot of money, kid
You expect me to do that for mere words and a selfie?
Jordy
those are just appetizers, though
Silas
Are you going to show me the whole menu then?
Jordy
some of it...
just enough to whet your appetite
i'll let you play with them if you let us move in tomorrow 😉
Silas
Well fuck me
Those are some damn tasty looking tits you got on you
If you bring that to my doorstep tomorrow night, you can move on whenever you want
Jordy
🤭🤭🤭🤭
you flatter me too much
we'll move in tomorrow then
and i'll see you after 😉
Silas
I'll leave the keys in the postbox along with a copy of the contract
Good doing business with you 😛
That evening, Jordy breaks the good news to Alex.
Jordy
aleeeeeeex
are you busy?
Alex
with overthinking? hell yeah lol
Jordy
then i have the perfect cure for that
good news or bad news first?
Alex
i thought you said you had a cure for overthinking?
asking me that isn't helping at all
Jordy
hahahaha
just choose one, okay??
Alex
good news then
Jordy
we can move to our new place tomorrow!!!!!!
Alex
wait, we don't have enough money for the downpayment
Jordy
don't worry about that
i worked out an arrangement with the landlord and they let us move in early
we might be getting a discount too, actually haha
Alex
that's freakin fantastic news
but now i'm worried about the bad one
LMAO
Jordy
do you ever stop worrying?
Alex
not these days 😅
Jordy
i guess that's understandable
the bad news is that i'm gonna have to sneak you in
Alex
...
why?
Jordy
remember when i told you the landlord's expecting two girls?
Alex
oh damn
Jordy
yeah, i don't think he'd be too happy if he found out you're not a girl lol
Alex
you really think this is a good idea?
Jordy
since you're mostly working from home, it shouldn't be an issue
if he sees you, just tell him you're my brother who's visiting
Alex
i don't feel good about this
Jordy
you don't have to, but it's what we need to do
you said it yourself
we can't stay at casey's for too long
Alex
yeah, that's true
he's actually getting in trouble with his neighbors too
Jordy
MY BAD... but i'll make it up to him
Alex
i'd rather you not, actually 😂
Jordy
oh pleeeeease
tried that on him and your friend didn't even budge
he's a great guy, basically lol
Alex
he is and he deserves his house back
so, let's do this
i'll be as quiet as a damn mouse
Jordy
it's either that or i dress you up like a girl
which we both know won't work at all
Alex
i mean, i'm not opposed to trying it out
Jordy
you want me to put you in drag??
well...
Alex
on second thought...
😂😂😂
Jordy
just be grateful i'm pretty enough for both of us
Alex
FINE, I YIELD 😂
On the day they are moving in, Jordy and Alex carefully plot how to sneak him in.
Alex
you know, i'm starting to think this is a bad idea
Jordy
just be quiet ok
we're almost there!!
Alex
i just wish you told me sooner what your plan was
i wasn't expecting to be stuffed into a trash bin today
Jordy
just be happy i got a very clean one
i didn't know how else to hide you!
besides, i only need to get you close enough to the apartment
just hold still, this thing is HEAVY
Alex
you should just come clean and tell your landlord the truth
Jordy
do you want to get kicked out before we've even moved in?
Alex
well, no... obviously
Jordy
oh shit oh shit
he's coming this way
be quiet and act like you don't exis t!!!!
Alex
that's easy 🙄
hey... what's he talking about meeting you later?
this guy sounds like he's been smoking since he was 5
bet he looks like scrooge
wtf??? are you flirting with this guy??
i can hear everything, jords
every. single. thing.
Jordy
shut upppp
i told you to be quiet and you decide to spam me??
are you asking to be caught?
Alex
what's the deal with you and this dude?
is he one of your... clients??
shit, i should've figured that out when you said arrangements
Jordy
he's not!!!
i'm only flirting with him to secure our apartment, ok?
money talks, but booty talks louder
and unless you're offering yours up, i suggest you be QUIET
Alex
you're not meeting up with him later
fuck that
Jordy
do you want me to leave you here, alex?
if not, let me do my thing
we'll have a roof over our heads and warm beds to sleep at night
how i managed to get that is none of your business
Alex
...
Jordy
sorry, that was mean
Alex
no, you're right
i'm acting like an asshole for no reason. again.
Jordy
yeah, kind of
just trust me, okay?
we're almost at the door
i'll tell you when it's safe to move 😏
Alex
alright 🫡
i still don't know how i'm getting out of this rolling bin though
Jordy
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
Alex
JORDY!!!!!
That same evening, after Alex went to bed.
Silas
How are you girls finding your new place?
Jordy
oh, it's better than expected
i didn't even need to bring anything haha
Silas
Good, good
I was going to sell the furniture the last tenant left for profit
But after I met you and your friend, I knew you needed it more
Jordy
so you left it out of the kindness of your heart then?
Silas
I suppose you can say that
Now, where did we leave things last time?
You still owe me a thousand, young lady
Jordy
i thought we agreed on something else?
Silas
We did, but it's already past midnight and you're nowhere to be seen
Jordy
oh please. i was just settling in 🤭
should i come over now?
Silas
Actually, I was thinking I'd go over there instead
I want to see what you've done with the place
Jordy
NO! no no no
i mean, it's total mess here
totally not a vibe
Silas
Not a vibe? If you say so
What about your pretty friend, though?
Is she not joining you?
Jordy
she isn't part of our arrangement, so no
besides, i'll be more than enough
you probably wouldn't even be able to handle me haha
Silas
You might regret those words, little girl
You wouldn't be the first to pay me in this way, you know
I'm sure you wouldn't be the last one either
Jordy
so, you're saying you can keep up with me?
Silas
Why don't you get that cute little ass over here so we can find out?
Jordy
🫦🫦🫦
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