Deric
it a Friday, but to Tom and Deric, it not just any Friday. They re on their way to the airport in Deric family car, his mom behind the steering wheel and both boys on their phones.
Tom
barely got any steep lol
Deric
hahaha
that excited?
didn't know you were THAT eager to go
Tom
weil
ngl t wasn't
at least not about Spain specifically
Deric
yeah?
SO what changed?
Tom
bro told me smth
Deric
Jim?
Tom
yeah
he said smth about Spanish girls
that had me looking forward to staying there
Deric
what?
dude
spill already!!!
Tom
chili out oh my god
do you want your mom to ask us what we're talking about via text instead of out loud??
Deric
shit
right
Tom
chil with the facial expressions too
poker face
Deric
got it
NOW TELL ME
Tom
he said
that compared to American girls
Spanish girls are way more open to sex
Deric
holy fuck
Tom
I know
Deric
and he was serious?
he wasn't shitting you?
Tom
most serious five ever seen him
Deric
not very reassuring
Tom
I know but
i think he was telling the truth
Deric
really?
dude
don't get my hopes up
Tom
lol know
but i think he was serious fr
Deric
god i hope so
i really
REALLY
want to get laid before i hit 20
Tom
lol same
it’s our last year to hit that achievement
Deric
you've still got almost a year
i've only got like
5S months left
Tom
better make your stay in Spain worth it then
we've got like 2 months there
Deric
i had zero luck at home
and you expect me to get laid in 2 in Spain??
Tom
well in the end
it's up to you
your milestone's in jeopardy though
Deric
ugh
UGGGHHH
Tom
your mom's talking to you lol better listen
The two are eventually sent to their respective host families, where they meet the students that be sent to the USA in their place.
Deric
God has betrayed me
Tom
oh god
here comes the drama king
what's going on?
Deric
who you calling a drama king shut up
Tom
lmao
just tell me what happened
Deric
my host family
i was hoping there'd be a hot girl in the family or something
Tom
guessing that was a bust?
Deric
not only was it a bust
but instead of a hot mom or sister
or hell
even a hot cousin or something
i got an elderly couple with twin boys
Tom
welp
sory, man
Deric
hope things are going better for you
speaking of
how's your host family?
Tom
they're nice
Deric
please don't tell me there's a hot daughter
Tom
no hot daughter
but
Deric
oh no
what is it
Tom
Emil
the kid i'm exchanging with
his mom is hot
Deric
DAMN IT
how old is she??
Tom
wtf dude
and fm not asking
Deric
just take a guess jeezus
Tom
idk man
probably around 40?
Deric
but you're saying she's hot?
Tom
i think so
she's got a banging body
tbh she's probably not even 40 yet
i'm just assuming
Deric
considering the girls i've seen you call hot
i'm inclined to not question you
but
Tom
but?
Deric
send me a pic
Tom
dude
no
Deric
oh come ooooon
i'm already so down on my luck
at least let me live vicariously through you!!!
Tom
it would be so weird for me to ask for a pic of her though???
haven't even been here for a full 24 hrs yet
Deric
you can come up with an excuse
you're good at those
Tom
you calling me a liar
Deric
no, but you did
Tom
oh fuck you lol
fine
i'l try
Deric
well how'd it go??
Tom
Deric
DUDE
WTF TOM
SHE'S INSANELY HOT
Tom
told her i'm sending the pic to my mom lol
Deric
life's not fair
Tom
it never was
Deric
but it really had to dunk on me like this
Tom
welp
but maybe you'll meet a gin who's interested in class mstead or smithn
Deric
i'd hope so
anyway
she's insane
any more pics you can send?
Tom
no iol she only took one
but I think i saw a bikini pic in the living room
Deric
SHOW ME
Tom
next time
i'm in the guest room now
gotta unpack
and I can't have her or Emil see me looking at her bikini pic when i just got here
Deric
fine
that's valid
Tom
rt show you next time. i swear
A couple days later
Tom
Carmen's out
so i took a pic of it
Deric
she's so fucking fine Tom wif
Carmen's her name?
Tom
yeah
and I know
you have no fucking idea
how hard if ts to focus on literally anything
when she’s in the same room
Deric
stop right there
i'm already so fucking jealous
Tom
not when you see my failing grades
Deric
you gotta lose some to win some
I'M JUST SAYING
i'd gladly take your place
Tom
ofc you would
but it's not up for grabs lol
Deric
ofc it's not
you're not that crazy
Tom
damn right
Deric
is there no one else living there?
Tom
nope
just Carmen, Emil, and me
Deric
she's single?
Tom
i think so?
Emil mentioned he doesn't know his dad
left after he was bom or smthn
So it's just been him and his mom ali his fife
Deric
poor kid
but holy fuck
lucky you
when Emil leaves for the US
Tom
yeah
it'll just be me and Carmen
Deric
fuck, man
you gotta invite me over!!
Tom
dude i'm just a visitor
i'm not replacing her son 😂
Deric
god damn it
you better tell me if anything happens
tell me what you're up to with her
send me pics
let me live vicariously through you
i'm BEGGING
Tom
it hope you team to chill on the desperate horny vagm vibes when we actually start going to class
yk nothing tums women off more iol
Deric
hey, maybe that'll work here
but yeah yeah hahaha
With the Spanish exchange students leaving for the USA, the exchange program officially starts on Tom and Deric fourth day in Spain.
Deric
Emil's flight was yesterday morning, right?
Tom
yup
super early
Deric
and??
Tom
and what?
Deric
don't play innocent with me
how's it been living with Carmen?
and more importantly
what kind of stuff have you been up to???
Tom
living with her's been okay
she's nice
and credibly distracting
Deric
now details
gimme details
Tom
)} don't have much
(just watch her clean around the house sometimes
Deric
that's it?
i don't believe it
Tom
and maybe while she showers
Deric
now THAT'S more like it
Tom
don't see much tbh
She leaves the door open sometimes
I) think she forgets fm here
but they have a shower curtain
so never see more than when she wears a bik
Deric
does she lock any of the rooms?
Tom
no
why?
Deric
then you have access to her closet
Tom
i guess i do
Deric
check if she has any toys
Tom
an I already know she does
Deric
WHAT
Tom
i've heard her use them
Deric
WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
Tom
before you get your panties in a twist
i tried recording ft for you
her moaning and the sound of her vibrator
but even though i can hear it from my room, it's not audible when i try to record
Deric
damn it
what is this tuck
Tom
sorry, man
i tried
Deric
in that case
how about grabbing one of her underwear?
Tom
dude no
i can't do that
i'd be the only culprit
Deric
it's just one
come ooooon
don't you feel sorry for me??
Tom
ido
but stealing her underwear ts too much
Deric
tsk
after all that talk about watching her shower and while she cleans
i didn't expect you to be such a coward
Tom
i am not
i'm just a Cautious msk-taker
Deric
aka a Coward
Tom
whatever, man
but i do feel bad so i'll send you smthn else
Deric
what??
Tom
another bikini pic
Deric
holy wow
Tom
she had this one framed m her room
Deric
how is she that hot
Tom
now you've got fap material
don't make me steal her underwear pis
Deric
fine
i'll tet it slide
Tom
lol
Deric
now i'm gonna go
get busy haha
Tom
lmao dude tm 😜
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