Lizzie
After ending the football season at the peak of his career, Colton feels like nothing could go wrong. Tonight, he's even scored a date with the hottest girl in school, Lizzie.
Lizzie
hey, mr. mvp 😏
Colton
hahaha
hey, liz
what's up?
Lizzie
not much, just got back from jessie's party
i thought you'd be there
Colton
yeah, i was gonna go
but my dad wanted me home for a celebration dinner
couldn't say no 😂
Lizzie
so...
you're not just a great athlete
you're also a very good boy? 🤭
Colton
yeah, i can roll over and fetch too 😂
Lizzie
LOL
they told me you had a weird sense of humor
Colton
WHO DID? hahaha
Lizzie
i don't think it's weird tho!
you're actually funnier than you look
you can be a but intimidating on and off the field, tbh
Colton
me???
i'm the cuddliest teddy bear ever
you, though...
you're the really scary one
Lizzie
SCARY??
Colton
wait... i worded that wrongly lmao
i meant scary, but in a hot way
Lizzie
🤨🤨🤨🤨
explain. right. now.
Colton
😅😅
it's just, you look like you'd eat me alive if i look at you wrong
but i'd probably enjoy it anyway?
Lizzie
okay, i get the weird sense of humor now lol
Colton
can we redo this entire conversation
because i feel like i just showed you what a big loser i actually am
Lizzie
hahaha
you're fine, colton!
it's different and i like it
you have no idea how annoying guys are when they try to act ~cool~
Colton
yeah, well, i'm definitely not ~cool~
Lizzie
no... you're not
i think that's kind of endearing
a little sweet
maybe a bit of a turn on 🤭
Colton
oh damnnnnn hahaha
Lizzie
you seem surprised
don't tell me no one's ever told you that
Colton
no one as hot as you
Lizzie
now you're just flattering me
keep going 😏
Colton
LMAO
let's just say i've always been curious about you
the popular girl who looks like she doesn't give a shit about anyone
makes a guy wonder what you're really like under all of that
Lizzie
you can try and find out 😏
Colton
are you being for real?
Lizzie
do i look like i'm kidding?
i've been curious about you too
the golden boy of st. james college
who looks like he can do no wrong
i wonder how rough you can really get
Colton
hahaha
i can give you a sample if you let me take you out to dinner
Lizzie
how romantic 🤭
you plan it, i'll dress... as appropriately as i can 😘
Colton
...
you won't be disappointed 🫡
Feeling like he's just won another trophy, Colton tells his best friend the news.
Colton
you wont fucking believe what just happened
Dean
could be a lot of things, colt
you're always up to some shit
Colton
LMAO
alright, that's fair
but this time, it's GOOD
real good
Dean
you won the lottery
Colton
close
i scored a date with lizzie
Dean
stop the cap
lizzie? as in lizzie everett??
cheer squad captain??
Colton
heck yeah
we were texting earlier and it kinda just happened
Dean
naaaah
must be a prank
Colton
wtf bro hahaha
you think i can't get a date with her?
Dean
you might be able to get a joke in, but after that?
😄
Colton
LMAO
she seems to be into my stupid jokes
Dean
???
you sure that was lizzie you were talking to
Colton
she sent me a selfie bro
Dean
show me
Colton
no way hahaha
it's for my eyes only
Dean
...
is it that kind of selfie??
Colton
maybe maybeeeee
Dean
naaaah, you play too much
when's the date, though?
we gotta get you properly suited up
Colton
a suit?
i was just gonna take her to shake shack
Dean
broooooo
what kind of date is that??
this ain't high school
you gotta match your date's energy if you want a taste of dessert
Colton
...
i wasn't thinking that far ahead
not sure if i wanna go there tbh
Dean
???
isn't that the reason why you asked her out?
Colton
yeah, i mean... sex sounds great but
Dean
oh damn bro
you're worried about that??
Colton
i told you, man
it's my biggest insecurity
Dean
if you know how to use it, it won't be a problem
stop overthinking shit
Colton
i'm not! i just don't want to disappoint
she might have big expectations, you know?
Dean
just use what you've got and give her a good time
you can do that, right?
Colton
yeah of course 😂
guess i'm just nervous about this whole thing
this is lizzie, after all
Dean
just do your thing, bro
YOU ARE COLTON FUCKING WOODS
Colton
lmao
thanks for hyping me up
needed it 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
As the night of his date with Lizzie approaches, Colton starts feeling more nervous...
Colton
hey brookie, are you home?
need a little help with something
Brooklyn
hey bubba 🤭 hahaha
i slept over at a friend's place
what do you need help with?
Colton
friend? you mean your girlfriend annie? haha
Brooklyn
shut up! we're really just friends
who kiss sometimes lmao
do you need help or whutttt
Colton
sure, really good friends
anyway, i have a date coming up and i dont know what to wear
all i have are jerseys and gym shit
Brooklyn
...
someone said yes to a date with you?
how desperate were they?
Colton
not at all desperate
not unless you think lizzie doesn't have a lot of options when it comes to guys
lol
Brooklyn
lizzie???
colt, pleeeeeease
Colton
what? i'm being forreal
Brooklyn
i'm not saying you're lying!
but lizzie?? she has dated every top athlete in our college
she's honestly no good
Colton
lmao what are you saying?
that she's only going out with me for clout?
Brooklyn
exactly, colt
just stay away from her
you'll find other better girls
i can introduce you to some!!
Colton
brooke, your artsy little friends aren't really my type
besides, it's not that deep
i just want to see what lizzie's like... outside of school
Brooklyn
...omg
you just want sex
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
actually, you two probably deserve each other
PERVERT
Colton
???
you talk like this isn't what everyone else does
even you
Brooklyn
yeah, but...
you know what, whatever
i'll help you, though
because i'm a good stepsister
and i need a ride home
Colton
AHA!
i knew it
you never do anything for me without asking for something in return
Brooklyn
it's how our relationship is, bub 😘
Colton
fine, i'll pick you up and we can go straight to the mall
where you at?
Brooklyn
uhmmm...
actually, can you pick me up after lunch?
we're still having fun by the pool
Colton
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
i already regret asking you
Brooklyn
once i'm done giving you a makeover, you won't 😘
lizzie's clothes would be on the floor before the main course is over 💖
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