Philip
Philip
Hey son
Pls msg me once ur done wd class
Eric
Hey dad
Whats up
Philip
Hey, hows school? Few more days til summer vacation huh
Eric
Yep
Cant wait to try all the games we bought last time
Philip
Uhh about that
Is it possible 4 u to spend summer wd me? U know, like the old times
Eric
Sounds sus
R u ok?????
Did u and Elaine break up????
Philip
WHAT???
No! U know how much we love each other
Eric
So why spend time wd me?
Philip
Cant a father spend time with his son?
Eric
Pls dont go there
SOOOOO
Whyyyyyyy
Philip
Eric
WAIT
WHAT
WHEN
WHAT
!!!!!!!
WHY DIDNT I KNOW ABOUT THIS????
Philip
We didnt want to interfere wd ur studies
It was a spur of the moment kinda thing
Sorry son
Eric
I nearly choked on my Cheeto
But
I am happy for u
I truly am
Even though I havent met her in person yet
I like seeing u happy
Philip
Thanks Eric
I wanna hug u ryt now
Eric
Book me a flight then
I wanna congratulate the two of you in person
Let me meet her!
Philip
Ok ok
Her daughters also coming
Eric
Oh I didnt know she has a daughter
Philip
Yup her names Rachel
Eric
Looks geeky lol
Anyway
Ill see u soon dad
A week later at the airport... Eric & Rachel
Eric
I KNEW U LOOKED FAMILIAR
Rachel
???
Stalker
Eric
Wtf
Dad sent me your photo
Didnt know that was already the warning
Rachel
WHAT WARNING????
Eric
That this flight wud be as annoying as u
Rachel
If I was annoying why r u txting me
If I wasnt bored I wouldnt be talking 2 u anyways
I shud be the one sitting there
Eric
Excuse me
I was first
If u really wanted this seat, u shudve gotten it while booking at the first place
dumdum
Rachel
Whatever
U cry like a baby
No wonder Philip had to buy the tickets for u
Daddys wittle boy
Eric
Shut up
Rachel
WTF???
Eric
HAHAHA
What
Rachel
What did u do to my seatbelt!!!!!
Eric
Nothing, y are u blaming me???
Rachel
Ugh ur so annoying
Im totally gonna tell mom
Eric
Elaine loves me
If she didnt, she would invite me to go to Keys
Rachel
Im going to take every opportunity to drown u
Eric
Oooooh Im scared
Rachel
Phone down its takeoff
Hope ur phone explodes
5 hours later... Eric and Rachel landed safely in Florida... Their parents are waiting for them at the arrivals area...
Eric
Dad
Dad
DAAAAD
DAAAAAD ANSWER ME
Philip
What??
Eric
Why didnt u tell me Elaine's daughter is such a buzzkill
Shes annoying af
Philip
What? I literally thought u 2 would go along?
Shes into gaming too
Nerdy things
Eric
Wtf
Doesnt look like it
She looks like someone I would bully if I was in middle school
Philip
Hey
Dont be mean to ur sister
Eric
*stepsis
U know Im only doing this for u
Philip
I know u two will get along soon
After a 4-hr drive, the family arrived at their beach house. It's modern, luxurious, and classy... The only problem is...
Eric
SAME HOUSE
CONNECTING ROOMS???
DAD
I THOUGHT U LOVE ME
Philip
Eric
My head hurts from the long ass drive
Stop it, will you?
Eric
Dad
Im sorry but this girl's the most annoying girl Ive met in the whole world
Didn't u see how she was trying to get my attention the whole time?
Philip
Nope
I was driving
Eric
Ugh
This is bs
Im going out
Eric went out for a breather... He was so annoyed but at the same time, he doesn't want to keep on bothering his father.. Rachel, on the other hand, had other plans...
Rachel
Hey
Mom said u went out
Look
Im sorry
I didnt mean to annoy u that much
I just wanted to get along with my stepbro
Eric
Youre lucky the air here is fresh
And I found the best spot for a sunset
Nice to meet you, sis
Rachel
Likewise bro
Imma send smth to make it up to you
Eric
Hey nice cosplay!
Rachel
Thanks!
Philip said youre into games and geeky stuff as well
Eric
Haha yeah
If not for him, Im staying at home rn
Playing The Witcher 3
Rachel
Oh well guess ur stuck with me
Eric
Ig
Rachel
Mom said were going to the seafood place in 30 mins
Make sure to be back asap
Eric
Yes ma'am
U want anything from the convenience store?
Rachel
Hmm
Wow
My bro's being kind to me
Eric
Hahaha cmon
Rachel
Hmm do they have matcha?
Eric
Ya they do
Just one?
Rachel
Yes pls
Pay u back later
Eric
Hey
My treat
Rachel
Ooooooohhhhhh
Is this because of the photo I sent u???
Hahahaha kidding
Eric
Whatever
See u in a while
Chaotic yet warm, that's one way to describe this blended family's dynamics. Laughter reverberated throughout the halls as they shared meals, drank beers, and told stories to get to know each other more...
After the sumptuous dinner, they are now back in their respective rooms...
Rachel
Im so freaking full
I cant barely move lol
Eric
Me too
I think Im good until Thanksgiving lol
Rachel
Hahaha ur funny
U aint that bad
Eric
Sorry for ruining ur seatbelt 🤭
Rachel
I knew it was you!!!
😡
That was so embarrassing! The guy beside me thought I did that on purpose!
Eric
Who would do smth like that on purpose? lol
Rachel
Uh,,, you?
😒
Eric
Oh right haha
Rachel
HEY
Eric
HEY
Do you hear what Im hearing???
Rachel
Do you hear that????
OH MY GOSH
Eric
WTF
Rachel
GROSS 🤢
Eric
WTF
!!!!!!!!!!
God must hate us a lot rn
Rachel
Ik
Good thing I brought my noise-canceling headphones
Eric
Dude same
Imma try to sleep cause my imagination's running wild and i hate it
Rachel
Good night 😴
Hope you see them in ur dreams 😈😈😈
Eric
Same wd u 🖕
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